Unholy Needs

Sometimes you just have that need to get down on your knees, put your hands together and worship at the alter of the darklord, but if your alter is that tacky one prim wonder you've got stashed in your bedroom, and your followers are snickering at that childlike chalk pentagram you drew on the ground in your backyard, it maybe time to consider a more legitimate venue. 

(You) Legitimate venue Nima? What venue? (Me)How about a church? (You)Sure but which profane church offers the best service with features right for me? (Me) Well listen up my zombie friend, have I got the place for you!

The church at Drykeland castle promises to accommodate all of your unholy needs. Majestic and reverential, the decor of the church is designed to inspire fear and awe. You'll be proud to grovel at the feet of your favorite deity on these ornate floors and there's plenty of room for all your unwholesome friends and relatives to grovel too. If you're the head of ceremonies for your undead group, your evil rituals will shine with the backdrop of cathedral ceilings, an abundance of candles, ancient spell books and a sound track of chanting monks to set the mood. 

Virgin sacrifice optional.

After your sinful solemn rites are complete, take a leisurely stroll through the rest of the castle grounds. Step inside one small building and you'll discover WMTs; weapons of mass torture. Inflict satisfying amounts of pain on yourself and your buddies, they'll appreciate the love. And again, if you are the cults head honcho, don't forget to force your disciples to walk across the grass, (where the signs say, "DON'T WALK ON GRASS!") the ground suddenly opens up, dumping your bedraggled crew into a pit and skewering them with man size deadly spikes embedded in the floor. Hint: Use this pit instead of koolaid for that upcoming cult suicide!

After everyone has recovered, stroll through the cemetery or wander the extensive underground catacombs. Tricky and emotionally damaging, Drykeland has perfected the art of creepy secret corridors and ominous hidden rooms. This impressive system is ginormous, and many unpleasant surprises await.

Oh and by the way.., there IS something down there with you....,

Time to relax! Take a break, grab your mug of witches brew and visit the gallery where you'll currently find an exhibition of exquisite HR Gigar paintings and works by other dark and sexy artists. 

What is murder and mayhem without a little shopping to top off the day?

4 floors of store feed the need with lots of the gadgets you just played with. Ghoulish avatars and other essential undead items will brighten up your appearance and SL home! Pick up souvenirs to remind you of the death and destruction you were a part of today. 

Ah yes, cherish those memories!

Extremely detailed, vivid and utterly romantic. Drykeland Castle is an elaborate and fascinating creation built with love. It's as serious about the dark as you are, yet dramatic and versatile enough for that Gothic wedding or any other dark gathering you have in mind. So what are you waiting for? Stumble and groan your way over there right now and pray to Satan in blissful luxury!

Can you say amen brother?

Dryke Castile And Cemetary

More photos on Flickr

19 Art For The Dark, Saint George Park

Second Life

I Caaaannn Seeeeeeee Yoouuuuu......

Oh yeah baby, a very creepy someone is watching you work your way through.....,

The Horror Maze, Labyrinth of FEAR!

Don't let the modest entrance fool you, once you start down those long-close-corridors, you're going to wish you had some way to mark your path. BE WARNED; create a landmark now, right here, at the entrance, because chances are once inside, forever inside, unless you teleport to the entrance and start over again. Trust me on this, in fact let me tell you more about my little experience inside of the Horror Maze.

A few steps into the maze I am given a torch to wear to carry with me as I maneuver the corridors. My first thought, why a torch? How dark is it gonna get? I'm not fond of the SL version of the dark, it's the equivalent of a black hole, tar pitch emptiness that disorientates me and immediately induces a virtual and oddly enough, real life sense of panic, you know, like suddenly not being able to see in a nightmare.., what, you've never dreamt you had limited vision in a nightmare? Sure you have, and if the dream was really scary, the instant blindness boosted the scream factor for you, through the roof, am I right?!

So with my new torch and more than a bit of apprehension, I begin my journey.

Straight away the walls set the mood, plastered from top to bottom, are sinister yet some how familiar images of distorted vaguely humanoid beings. Some intentional transparent texture work keeps the monstrous faces flickering constantly. Fog and green mist fill claustrophobic corridors and narrow passage ways, and around every twist and turn, I hear strange cries and demonic laughter. In the shadowy confusion, someone or something whispers thickly,

"I caaannn seeeee yoooou...," The Horror Maze is starting to work on me!

At the next turn a butchered horse's head lies in my path, A BUTCHERED HORSE'S HEAD LIES IN MY PATH! (Awesomeness rating just zoomed to 10!) I step over it to continue!

Bugs skitter out from under walls beneath my feet, spiders tangle in my hair as they swing down from the ceiling. Disturbing art in gilded frames decorate the walls at unfortunately frequent intervals, and just when the images, sounds, and surprises truly fill me with a sense of imminent peril, a shower of blood rain soaks me to the bone as it slowly turns my vision, or at least my screen, that particular shade of deep red.

False starts, dead ends, and frightening distractions don't deter me from trying to find the end of the maze and also, maybe picking up some cash along the way. Yes, for the cash strapped there's money to be made if you can find it, so keep searching, that is, if-you-CAN-keep-searching.

The promise of linden$ and the challenge of escape help stop me from dwelling too much on the delightfully disgusting things happening around me. But still...., I realize I'm secretly glad I'm not trapped in the Horror Maze in real life...., no Disney Halloween nights for this girl!

The maze does have an ultimate ending. I never made it.

Maybe you will...., or...., not.

Bring your courage and your friends, you can hold hands as you shiver your way through the Horror Maze! But pay attention, at the end, you may find that it was not your friend's hand you held in yours that whole time.... but something far less.... pleasant.

Very dark indeed!

The Horror Maze

More Photos

My gallery "19" Art For The Dark and a list of all SL galleries

Second Life

Update! A big apology to "An" in my Raven piece who I identified as a she when she was actually a he! I fixed it immediately. Thanks for your understanding and also for letting me know!