Is your name Rosemary?
Did you recently give birth to the Antichrist?
In either case, if you're in need of unholy kid equipment, DarkDhrama is the ultimate place for your evil baby stuff needs. Both store and Horror Mansion, DarkDharma is filled to the brim with delightfully macabre items for everyone, especially for those of you with kids who have..., er, special needs.
As a matter of fact, that big baby crib purchase you've been putting off, buy it here, buy it now!
The coffin crib will make any newborn spawn feel right at home and other mothers, green with envy. With solid wood construction and a deep red lining, your demon child is guaranteed to feel comfy and cozy. When he or she, or "it," or whatever..., gets a little bit older, transfer it to the Exorcist Bed, which rocks violently while inspiring vivid nightmares. The bed also comes with it's own Exorcist Doll. That's right, this doll comes complete with corrupted appearance and spinning head, perfect for little tykes in training.
All children love tea parties and if yours hasn't had any success making new friends at school, the Ghost Tea Party will animate her world while nabbing her lots of new "BFFs." Also If Damian doesn't have enough Teddy Bears to sleep with during the day, (cause we know little Damien never sleeps at night!) here you'll find all the bony fuzzies he'll ever need to cling to!
But wait! There's more! DarkDharma offers plenty of fun for parents too! Send the kiddies outside to chase the bats while you explore the rest of this enticing mansion.
Cooks will love the well stocked witches kitchen. There is everything from tiny dragons in a jar to shelves lined with book-fulls of useful recipes for creating any type of concoction. I loved the poisonous Herbs hanging colorfully in the doorway too. (Hey, take a look at those jars again, no, REALLY, look closely, there are some very "exciting" things in them.)
The rest of the house offers up some gratifying experiences, including a buffet of all your favorite comfort foods, yummy!
If you are one to pay attention, you'll notice the sign at the entrance that instructs you to click on everything to find the hidden Tarot Packs. But If you click on everything you'll probably fall under the influence of some pretty nasty spells. You can easily break these spells by clicking on other things to find the solution. But click carefully, there are some things you cannot recover from. Well you can, but it's painful!
In the living room, an elegant fireplace dominates. The movie Poltergeist plays on the television.., or maybe it's just the static that plays, and the little girl sitting plastered to the front of the TV set, STARING at the static, just reminds me of the film. Either way it's a relaxing family setting. So sit down - yes in that nice big arm chair - that's good.
Oh my god, what happened?
Oh My!
Well no matter, you still look marvelous anyway darling!
On the table to your right you'll find a beating heart in a jar. I do suggest you take one of those home with you. You might need it when the man in your life finally realizes what's in that jar you purchased from DD's wicked kitchen.
When you're done collecting all the goodies, breaking the spells or just finding your way back to earth, join the children outside in the graveyard for a game of hide or seek, or build new torture device playthings in the sandbox.
All in all, DarkDharma is an unwholesome place that's perfect to spend some quality time with your bizarre family members. So make an SL day of it! Enjoy some stress free time with your demon child, you're both gonna love it!
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