Feeling a need to redecorate? Me too. As a matter of fact I was critically assessing the ole laboratory this morning and those bodies piling up in the corner are getting to be just an eyesore, really, they are making my eyes sore.
So I head over to Slurry st. Slurry St. is a dark dismal little store located in Istar. They specialize in supplying all your medical, cold storage, or waste disposal needs, and they didn't disappoint, I was delighted with their selection!
The first thing I looked at was their human cold storage unit. It has 4 cadaver trays that slide in and out, on touch. It also had that all important refrigerator running hum sound. (After all if you can't hear it, it's probably broke right?) Great! I thought, just what I need to solve that corner pile up back at the lab. Only thing is there weren't any bodies included, (bummer) but I guess I am getting a little greedy these days and the ones I have are piling up anyway.....,
Maybe I could just... shift... them? Slurry St. sells very specific mattresses as well. They come in awesome colors, Piss Stained, Blood Splattered, and Blood Soaked! Niccceeee.
An x-ray viewer is always welcome, (I don't have one) perfect for checking the effects of torture damage on your subjects.
The autopsy tables were just my height!
If perchance you have more bodies than you can keep in their storage cabinet, they also sell a very reasonably priced, cremation oven. The oven comes complete with animations and glowing embers. You can even smell it, well I can anyway, burn baby burn!
In their outdoor display, Slurry St's. exquisite attention to detail prevails. Contraptions to torch someone deserving at the stake, or hang em high with a hangman's noose complete with platform to amass that crowd around, flourish. In the cemetery the grave markers have that heavy feel of ancient stone; weight of the years look, so to speak. The Widows Crypt in particular has the sought after mystical ambiance we all search for, at night, in the dark....,
The creepiest thing there though, and you're not going to believe this, was a utterly charming wishing well, that whispered uplifting and sweet quotes! Gasp! Sweet? Charming? What the...? Very scary!
In the end, I particularly liked that you could buy everything in sets. So there's no running from here to there, searching for the important bits and pieces. Also, everything comes with diabolical details, animations, corpse poses, burning pyres, alters, sounds, lights, everything you need to set up your space in about 3 minutes flat! They also carry single items to add interest. Flickering lone light bulbs, voodoo dolls, transfusion kits complete with IV and line, and instrument tables, sinks and extra cabinets for all your specialty eh...tools.
Well I'm off, back to work! Not enough hours in a day or cadavers in my lab! But please, let me know what YOU find at Slurry St. Oh and....,
Happy decorating!
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