Sometimes you just have that need to get down on your knees, put your hands together and worship at the alter of the darklord, but if your alter is that tacky one prim wonder you've got stashed in your bedroom, and your followers are snickering at that childlike chalk pentagram you drew on the ground in your backyard, it maybe time to consider a more legitimate venue.
(You) Legitimate venue Nima? What venue? (Me)How about a church? (You)Sure but which profane church offers the best service with features right for me? (Me) Well listen up my zombie friend, have I got the place for you!
The church at Drykeland castle promises to accommodate all of your unholy needs. Majestic and reverential, the decor of the church is designed to inspire fear and awe. You'll be proud to grovel at the feet of your favorite deity on these ornate floors and there's plenty of room for all your unwholesome friends and relatives to grovel too. If you're the head of ceremonies for your undead group, your evil rituals will shine with the backdrop of cathedral ceilings, an abundance of candles, ancient spell books and a sound track of chanting monks to set the mood.
Virgin sacrifice optional.
After your sinful solemn rites are complete, take a leisurely stroll through the rest of the castle grounds. Step inside one small building and you'll discover WMTs; weapons of mass torture. Inflict satisfying amounts of pain on yourself and your buddies, they'll appreciate the love. And again, if you are the cults head honcho, don't forget to force your disciples to walk across the grass, (where the signs say, "DON'T WALK ON GRASS!") the ground suddenly opens up, dumping your bedraggled crew into a pit and skewering them with man size deadly spikes embedded in the floor. Hint: Use this pit instead of koolaid for that upcoming cult suicide!
After everyone has recovered, stroll through the cemetery or wander the extensive underground catacombs. Tricky and emotionally damaging, Drykeland has perfected the art of creepy secret corridors and ominous hidden rooms. This impressive system is ginormous, and many unpleasant surprises await.
Oh and by the way.., there IS something down there with you....,
Time to relax! Take a break, grab your mug of witches brew and visit the gallery where you'll currently find an exhibition of exquisite HR Gigar paintings and works by other dark and sexy artists.
What is murder and mayhem without a little shopping to top off the day?
4 floors of store feed the need with lots of the gadgets you just played with. Ghoulish avatars and other essential undead items will brighten up your appearance and SL home! Pick up souvenirs to remind you of the death and destruction you were a part of today.
Ah yes, cherish those memories!
Extremely detailed, vivid and utterly romantic. Drykeland Castle is an elaborate and fascinating creation built with love. It's as serious about the dark as you are, yet dramatic and versatile enough for that Gothic wedding or any other dark gathering you have in mind. So what are you waiting for? Stumble and groan your way over there right now and pray to Satan in blissful luxury!
Can you say amen brother?
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